Writing advice, in the surrealist spirit of McSweeney’s.

Originally shared by S. A. Hunt

“TIPS AND TRICKS FOR WRITERS”

Are you certain that being a writer is for you? Are you sure you’re a writer at all? Are you having an existential crisis, or a dilemma of purpose? Perhaps you are a cane toad. Consider these suggestions:

Look at the other people around you. If you’re talking to people who have been dead for years, then that’s a sure sign that you’re qualified to be a writer.

Try to levitate. Are you able to shift objects across a room without going near them? Can you switch appliances and lights on and off with thoughts alone? Can you make objects appear before you just by wishing? Then you may very well be a writer.

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