{"id":21157,"date":"2016-04-05T19:44:34","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T19:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/The-day-may-come-when-I-sell-a-story-to-Unidentified-Funny-Objects"},"modified":"2016-04-05T19:44:34","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T19:44:34","slug":"the-day-may-come-when-i-sell-a-story-to-unidentified-funny-objects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/2016\/04\/05\/the-day-may-come-when-i-sell-a-story-to-unidentified-funny-objects\/","title":{"rendered":"The day may come when I sell a story to Unidentified Funny Objects."},"content":{"rendered":"        \n<p>The day may come when I sell a story to <em>Unidentified Funny Objects<\/em>.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But it is not this day.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The editor did include a note that said &#8220;you&#8217;re close, keep trying&#8221;.)<\/p>\n\n      ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>        The day may come when I sell a story to Unidentified Funny Objects.<br \/>\n       <a href=\"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/2016\/04\/05\/the-day-may-come-when-i-sell-a-story-to-unidentified-funny-objects\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":77,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[153],"tags":[94],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/77"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/csidemedia.com\/mikerm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}