Dammit, brain, I do not need an idea for another series, however good.

Dammit, brain, I do not need an idea for another series, however good. I need an idea for a hilarious short story that I can finally sell to Unidentified Funny Objects.

Get on that, will you?

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  1. Derrick “Quite Clever” Sanders Avatar

    Alcoholic narcissist gets his/her life ruined because of a presumed “lost weekend”, which was, in fact, an abduction.

  2. Mike Reeves-McMillan Avatar

    That’s good. Except… I don’t really write alcoholic narcissists, and I’d struggle to make one funny.

    (It doesn’t have to be a UFO story. Funny spec-fic in general is the theme.)

  3. Gilmoure deTrimar Avatar

    Hmm… the odd found alien object that corresponds to some piece of human detritus? Pop-top ring (are y’all young enough to remember those?), light up sneakers, chop sticks, etc. Sorta a riff of Roadside Picnic.

  4. Derrick “Quite Clever” Sanders Avatar

    two completely different but equally unlikeable idiots are killed in a car crash and have to haunt the stretch of road where they died until they kill two more people.

    TWIST: this doesn’t free them, just adds more people to the pile.

  5. Gilmoure deTrimar Avatar

    As for funny, uh… about the funniest books I’ve read are Illegal Aliens by Nick Pollotta and Phil Foglio (Girl Genius web comic), Bill the Galactic Hero, and some of John Irving’s books (Garp, Cider House Rules, Hotel New Hampshire). I think most of the humor comes from off-the-cuff style commentary, rather than engineered in, although Irving’s work has a premise of irony running through it.

  6. Derrick “Quite Clever” Sanders Avatar

    One of my all-time favorites (besides Pratchett and Adams) is AC Weisbecker’s Cosmic Banditos. The humor is very American, with outsized characters in improbable situations. That are often resolved with grenades, tequila, and/or quantum physics.

  7. Mike Reeves-McMillan Avatar

    Part of my problem, I think, is that I have a different kind of sense of humour from most people, and especially from most Americans.

  8. Gilmoure deTrimar Avatar

    Tend towards Douglas Adams / Rowan Atkinson? Or maybe P. G. Wodehouse?

  9. Mike Reeves-McMillan Avatar

    Pratchett and Wodehouse, mostly. Though I have a soft spot for the very American Damon Runyon.

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