You might be in a Mike Reeves-McMillan story if:

1. You’re a competent mid-twenties woman; a gnome; or both.

2. Your romance has a good chance of not working out.

3. The world is against you being who you are. The world is going to have to change.

4. You have that one friend who’s more like a sibling.

5. There’s casual sensawunda.